If you cockspatch when you’re supposed to spatchcock, you’re gonna have a bad time!
BalzacTheGreat
Spatchcocking is a well known technique, but I don’t really want to know what’s involved in cockspatching.
gbroon
I’m worried about your brother’s sexual preferences if he cockspatched a turkey. I’m sure in some places that sort of thing gets you on a list where you need to inform the police if you move to the area.
BeigeGraffiti
AquilliusRex
There is nothing accidental about *any* spatchcocking.
johnny_bogroll
“Yousa tinking yousa people gonna die?”
highwayher0
Cut spine out and line it up properly.
elliot_ftm_
CutiePopIceberg
Jc!!!!! Thats raw poultry on a wooden/bamboo/whatever board. NOOOOOOO!
beach61
LOL, is that what he called it, “cockspatched”?
A_VERY_LARGE_DOG
I laughed openly. This is gold star fuckery
gortogg
No means no dude.
SloppyWithThePots
Look at those hangers
Sexisthunter
Was it good tho? I’d bet it has the same results?
KlerWatchCo
Tenshiijin
ellisboxer
Scorpius927
My brain couldn’t comprehend what was happening and I was sure this was AI for a minute. Then I understood
HoodieGalore
Wrong spatch, foo!
AFishWithHands
He did what to a turkey?
17Ram
Isn’t that just butterfly?
Jim_Nills_Mustache
There are recipes for this, not a problem at all
TOkidd
I know people who’ve put their cocks smack in a turkey.
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Thats… honestly kind of impressive lmao
If you cockspatch when you’re supposed to spatchcock, you’re gonna have a bad time!
Spatchcocking is a well known technique, but I don’t really want to know what’s involved in cockspatching.
I’m worried about your brother’s sexual preferences if he cockspatched a turkey. I’m sure in some places that sort of thing gets you on a list where you need to inform the police if you move to the area.
There is nothing accidental about *any* spatchcocking.
“Yousa tinking yousa people gonna die?”
Cut spine out and line it up properly.
Jc!!!!! Thats raw poultry on a wooden/bamboo/whatever board. NOOOOOOO!
LOL, is that what he called it, “cockspatched”?
I laughed openly. This is gold star fuckery
No means no dude.
Look at those hangers
Was it good tho? I’d bet it has the same results?
My brain couldn’t comprehend what was happening and I was sure this was AI for a minute. Then I understood
Wrong spatch, foo!
He did what to a turkey?
Isn’t that just butterfly?
There are recipes for this, not a problem at all
I know people who’ve put their cocks smack in a turkey.
Oh, you me *spatchcock.* Never mind.
She is ready to get eaten
Never go full cockspatch